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        Absolutely Video Clips
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        Newly added video clipTitle : 50 greatest comedy sketches - Absolutely at No. 30
        Clip length : 2 min 13 sec
        Filesize : 2.50Mb
        Featured in : 50 Greatest Comedy sketches show, CH4
        Comments : On Channel 4 April 3rd 2005 a show called the 50 Greatest comedy sketches was shown. Absolutely came in at number 30, Thanks to those who voted for it !
        This is the clip from that show.
        To see the full top 50 see here.

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        Title : Job Interview from hell
        Clip length : 3 min 40 sec
        Filesize : 4.09Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 1
        Comments : This rare sketch was the second sketch in the very first episode and a taste of things to come.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Little Girl - The Queen
        Clip length : 3 min 52 sec
        Filesize : 4.31Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 2
        Comments : Shes king of all the country and the world and the universe. She has the special glasses that were given to her by Jesus.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Don and George - Buying a Sofa
        Clip length : 3 min 56 sec
        Filesize : 4.41Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 1
        Comments : It's too near and its not gunna work on a Thursday!.
        Gas off I think George, Clever Clever
        Newly added video clipTitle : Don and George - The Soups a bit ?
        Clip length : 4 min 12 sec
        Filesize : 4.69Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 6
        Comments : The soups a little bit $!%&*£!""!, then theres a moment of calm isn't there!. Well theres mud in your eye Don.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Nice Family - Bondage
        Clip length : 4 min 7 sec
        Filesize : 4.60Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 7
        Comments : Father struggles to explain to the children what all that noise was. Lucky for the him the neighbors turn up !

        Newly added video clipTitle : Mc Glashan - We even invented the English !
        Clip length : 3 min 7 sec
        Filesize : 3.48Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 3
        Comments : Here we see Mcglashan at his peak, The Scots invent everything under the sun.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Bert Bastard - Over 80's Disco
        Clip length : 2 min 22 sec
        Filesize : 2.65Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5
        Comments : It is because of this very clip that this website exists!
        The phrase "Stimulate her Clematis" was what led to me creating this fan site.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Dancing Surgeons - All things bright and beautiful
        Clip length : 1 min 4 sec
        Filesize : 1.23Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 6
        Comments : x
        Newly added video clipTitle : Absolutely opening Title theme
        Clip length : 28 sec
        Filesize : 584Kb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7 (but actually ALL)
        Comments : These standard opening titles were used on every episode so should bring back some memories for you. The very start and end of the credits usually had a slight difference such as the cast looking at a fly or crying etc.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Dressage without the Horses!
        Clip length : 1 min 18 sec
        Filesize : 1.5Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 1
        Comments : Go on admit it you've been tempted to do this yourself !
        Newly added video clipTitle : The Greensleeves dance
        Clip length : 1 min 42 sec
        Filesize : 1.92Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 5
        Comments : So whats this all about then?, Answers on a postcard!
        Newly added video clipTitle : Gwenedd gets trapped in the Hoover
        Clip length : 4 min 25 sec
        Filesize : 4.93Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 4
        Comments : Some classic lines here.. It must be very unpleasant in their for you, Would you like a cup of tea. What in Swansea are going on here. They can give quite a nasty suck. It are the least you can do.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Shop keeper - How much is one of those?
        Clip length : 1 min 8 sec
        Filesize : 1.30Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 4
        Comments : This has to be one of my own personal fave sketches of Absolutely. Its so simple, Quick and very funny.
        Newly added video clipTitle : Calum - Opinion Poll
        Clip length : 2 min 39 sec
        Filesize : 2.98Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5
        Comments : So how would you vote and would you take so bloody long to decide as Calum?
        Newly added video clipTitle : Security man
        Clip length : 3 min 24 sec
        Filesize : 3.81Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 2
        Comments : A rouge handset situation, dive dive dive!
        Newly added video clipTitle : The System Analysts song
        Clip length : 2 min 13 sec
        Filesize : 2.5Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
        Comments : x
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        Title : Chief
        Clip length : 1 min 6 sec
        Filesize : 1.27Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
        Comments : Which is what this am, I is , we am this are is be.
        Title : The Great Thinko
        Clip length : 1 min 4 sec
        Filesize : 1.22Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 2
        Comments : I think there is a message there for us all !
        Title : Laughing Man - Pub
        Clip length : 43 sec
        Filesize : 858Kb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 3
        Comments : It's that Pavarotti-style mad laughing man!
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        Title : Denzil - Getting ready for talk at Welsh Institute of Wood.
        Clip length : 3 min 15 sec
        Filesize : 3.64Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
        Comments : Mr Ha Ha Haa the postman opens all the letters!, Poor Denzil in his suit mended by Gwenedd, oh Dear !
        Title : Calum brings back some videos to the shop
        Clip length : 2 min 56 sec
        Filesize : 3.30Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7
        Comments : Now you know why the video shop never seems to have any videos !
        Title : Wedding Video - well its just not the done thing.
        Clip length : 4 min 55 sec
        Filesize : 5.48Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 4
        Comments : My god Brother-in-law Nick has done this girl proud with a 'wedding video to remember'.

        Title : Nice Family - booking a holiday
        Clip length : 2 min 30 sec
        Filesize : 2.82Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 1
        Comments : The plastic spade he catches was thrown by the little girl in the previous sketch.
        Title : Frank Hovis - flytrap
        Clip length : 2 min 47 sec
        Filesize : 3.12Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 7
        Comments : Feminist toilet seat, Up to your ankles in wee wee.
        Title : Calum getting a passport
        Clip length : 4 min 55 sec
        Filesize : 5.46Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 6
        Comments : This is a post office isn't it ?
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        Title : Frank Hovis Farting, Farting and more farting!
        Clip length : 1 min 17 sec
        Filesize : 1.46Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 6
        Comments : This is an absolute classic sketch, You will hurt yourself laughing at this one. Frank being disgusting as ever!
        Title : Photographer
        Clip length : 3 min 5 sec
        Filesize : 3.46Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 4, Episode 1
        Comments : One hell of a strange character we have here. Completely Lully, Mind the Kitten, Vivian Leigh, tiny tiny hands !
        Title : Clever song.
        Clip length : 57 sec
        Filesize : 1.09Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 4
        Comments : Baikie at his best !

        Title : Sensible Hair song.
        Clip length : 2 min 12 sec
        Filesize : 2.47Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 3
        Comments : Great one off song, Gwen at the start of the sketch.
        Title : Very shy men at party (limp hand shakes)
        Clip length : 3 min 39 sec
        Filesize : 4.07Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 1, Episode 6
        Comments : This sketch will make you cringe so much!
        Title : Gwenedd meets up with Denzils Brother.
        Clip length : 3 min 9 sec
        Filesize : 3.51Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 5
        Comments : Illtyd comes around to see Gwenedd, Love those Chicken Skin shoes and great makeup ! Have you ever been given a carburetor instead of flowers ?
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        Title : Very Bad swimmers indeed
        Clip length : 2 min 11 sec
        Filesize : 2.46Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 2
        Comments : A one off sketch, very funny. Who's your money on?
        Title : Painter
        Clip length : 3 min 4 sec
        Filesize : 3.43Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 2, Episode 2
        Comments : A one off character, but one hell of a performance!
        Title : Police Interview - Nice and Nasty
        Clip length : 4 min 4 sec
        Filesize : 3.96Mb
        Featured in : Absolutely - Series 3, Episode 1
        Comments : A classic sketch about the interrogation of a suspect.
        What can we substitute for Nasty?, Don and George know what, eventually.
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        Title : Walkers Crisp advert with Mr Don and Mr George
        Clip length : 9 sec
        Filesize : 222Kb
        Comments : This TV advert for Walkers Crisps was shown in June 1994, Luckily I had taped it at the time So 11 years later I'm able to show it here!. Gary Lineker is probably best known for staring in Walkers crisps adverts so how odd to see Don and george doing the very same.
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        which you can look at by clicking here.
        Title : John Sparkes as Siadwell in Naked Video.
        Clip length : 2 Min 32 sec
        Filesize : 2.84Mb
        Featured in : Naked video
        Comments : John Sparkes appeared as Welsh poet Siadwell (pronounced Shadwell). He appeared each week informing you what he had been upto since last week.

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